Vanity

Illustration by Scott Shields
Written by T. LeMonde

We can only illustrate how much Justin Trudeau loves oil so many times. So this time around, we thought we’d let the man himself describe his relationship with the non-renewable resource.

But this illustration isn’t about that. It’s about Justin’s dishonesty towards Canada’s Wet’suwet’en people and the indigenous population in general.

 

I would also like to point out the silliness of Andrew Scheer muttering the phrase “check your privilege”. 

It’s no surprise that Scheer would side with these corporations, having worked for them and all. But after being caught stealing money from Conservative Party funds to pay for his children’s private education, and announcing that he’d step down as Conservative Party leader, but still holding the position 2 months later, you’d think he’d choose his words a bit more carefully. 

But I’m not a politician, so what do I know. 

A Christmas Card from the Trudeau Residence

Illustration by Scott Shields
Written by T. LeMonde

The holidays have come and gone.
A new year; again upon.
But as lights turn off for another year,
This one last gift can’t be forgone.

“What could it be?” Trudeau remarks,
The box quickly torn apart.
A gift of pipeline, oil. Wondrous cheer!
“Oh my, be still, my beating heart.”

A happy Holidays and a happier New Year to you and yours, from me and mine at Trump le Monde, Inc.!

 

*A little about the image: This image was originally published to Trump le Monde on December 2nd of 2016. We have enjoyed making fun of Justin Trudeau’s love of oil for many years now, and the Oracle’s have prophesied that 2020 won’t be any different!

Nationalist’s Night in Canada

Illustration by Scott Shields
Written by T. LeMonde

“You people love – they come here, whatever it is – You love our way of life. You love our milk and honey. At least you could pay a couple of bucks for poppies or something like that. These guys paid for your way of life that you enjoy in Canada. These guys paid the biggest price.”

On November 9th, senile millionaire, and guy that just won’t shut up, Don Cherry, became the most recent victim** of cancel culture after using his platform to rant about an untrue and fairly unimportant issue concerning Canadian immigrants. Although his tirade was short and swift, and he received much praise from Big Felt Poppy Conglomerates nationwide, various Twitter users were quite displeased with his remarks, resulting in him stepping down from ‘Coach’s Corner’.

(Under normal circumstances, we here at Trump Le Monde, Inc. would pay no mind to such trivial antics, and focus solely on the important(?) issues, but whatever. We’re hopping on the Facebook meme train! Plus it further emphasizes the idea that TV personalities are hollow creatures incapable of feeling much of anything, let alone empathy.

But I digress…

Despite his use of the phrase “you people”, a generalized phrase laced with bigotry, some have still placed him on a pedestal to be immortalized as a national treasure and martyr of sorts.

However, beyond the bigotry lies another issue; a misguided sense of national pride and respect for the army that can only come from privilege and close-mindedness.

But can we really expect much else from a man who once said that Canada has become the “garbage can of the world”, due to its immigration laws and whom they allow into the country?

It would seem the answer is, unsurprisingly, ‘no’.

Fuck you, Don Cherry.

 

**Since leaving Hockey Night in Canada, Don has appeared on multiple news outlets, including FOX News and Global News, gained the support of various pundits including Tucker Carlson and Faith Goldy, and is an 85 year old millionaire. He’s doing just fine.

The Life Cycle

Illustration by Scott Shields
Written by T. LeMonde

Although you’re going to be learning your multiplication tables at a very young age, it may take a little longer for you to learn about yourself.

During his campaign in 2018, Doug Ford, the less popular, charismatic and funny brother to the deceased Rob Ford, who he’s definitely not riding the coattails of, took time to ridicule the Ontario Liberal government’s 2015 sex-ed curriculum changes, stating that it was “based on ideology” and nothing more. So, upon winning the title of Ontario Premier, Ford and his government went to work, creating a shiny new, and more importantly, age appropriate curriculum that even the most sheltered heteronormative parent can agree with. While in the shop, the liberal curriculum was scrapped to be temporarily replaced with the ‘98 model.

In March of 2019, Ford’s Conservative’s gave Ontario teachers, students, and more importantly, sheltered heteronormative parents their first glimpse of the slick new curriculum. Through a beam of light, followed by the resounding cheers of Ford Nation and only a few audible groans (trust me, it was only a few), it emerged.

The forward-thinking curriculum will see that students still learn ideological and taboo topics such as consent, gender identity, sexting and same-sex relations. This time however, Papa Ford thinks that THOSE talks should wait ‘til you’re a little bit older, kiddo.