Illustration by Scott Shields
Written by T. LeMonde
We here at Trump le Monde, Inc. have a deep respect for those who have passed away, no matter who they may be. This respect is why we have waited to post any sort of article or illustration that may remind people why the Koch family are the worst. But 3 weeks is plenty of time to grieve the loss of a Koch, and Gods know they can just build a new one, so without further ado;
There are many topics that one may choose to write about when writing about the Koch family. More specifically, when writing about David (1940-2019) and Charles (1935-????) Koch.
Some topics may include:
- Their inheritance of their father’s multi-billion dollar oil company, and the irony of the Koch Brothers belonging to a class of people who push to limit those who need assistance to afford food and shelter.
- Their funding of conservative think-tanks and organizations as a way to push their ideology and skew studies that may not be in their favour.
- Their push for tax cuts for the wealthy.
- Their push against Medicare, and the irony of David Koch’s (probably preventable) death.
- Their part in creating the political model that much of the western world relies on today, and the increasing divide between the “left” and “right”.
- Maybe the fact that there is NO WAY their last name is ACTUALLY pronounced “Coke”.
You see, there’s just so much to choose from! And truthfully, it hurts our poor, tiny brains just thinking about it all.
That’s why, in this article, we won’t be writing about any of it!
Instead, we’re going to leave you with the best thing any Koch could give this world;